no human being from any period of history will ever understand this generation’s sense of humor
anointed
what a lovely hat
me: *moving the camera around my character, checking them out*
my character:
It was not impossible to build Rapture at the bottom of the sea. It was impossible to build it anywhere else….
yo what the hell happened to this kid
If a meteor hit us tomorrow
I wouldn’t even be mad
The Pickles were under his tongue the whole time
I’m at dinner and showed every single person at my table this